[adventures-in-poor-planning]

whatever your opinion about aang not killing ozai, I think we can all agree that ozai would have literally rather died than live the rest of his life as That Guy Who Got The Shit Kicked Outta Him By A 12-Year-Old Pacifist Monk.

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

me: aang is a very powerful avatar and the fact that he was able to mostly-master all the elements at such a young age means he would be a terrifying opponent!

also me: avatar roku’s spirit spends at least 30% of his time haunting ozai, slapping trash can lids together & yelling “you got beat up by caillou”

[punkfaery]

im watching spongebob squarepants and havin a lot of trouble figuring out if this episode is deliberately gay or if it was purely accidental that they made an episode where squidward develops a full-on crush on his new neighbour because they both play wind instruments

[punkfaery]

omg they’re painting pictures of each other….need me a freak like that

[punkfaery]

fellas is it gay to admire another fish’s interior decoration 🤔

[punkfaery]

this is more dramatic than the entirety of the fault in our stars

[simonstuck493]

avatar was like the highest grossing movie of all time and yet its only impact on culture was to confuse people talking about the last airbender

[mayor-deer]

This is so pure I love this grandma <3

[dare-i-say-asexual]

i remember when i thought i was straight and this guy i was dating was trying to pressure me into sex while i had cramps by saying “orgasms relieve cramps babe” and without thinking i replied “but you don’t make me cum” and i have never seen anyone go through the seven stages of grief so quickly

[colorofinsanity]

d e s t r o y e d

[novitiate2017]

Men get pegged

[mixedican]

[soracities]

2019 is gonna be all about the monstrous feminine. here’s to keeping it feral, grotesque and unhinged, ladies 🥂

[wlwriot]

Today I called a girl homophobic as a joke and she almost started crying

[wlwriot]

She said “my neighbors are a lesbian couple! I’m the least homophobic person you’ll ever meet”

[wlwriot]

I said “Kelsea I’m really sorry I hurt your feelings but I need you to know that homophobic people can have lesbian neighbors” and she just got even more distraught and said “I’ve been inside their house and I wasn’t even afraid or anything”

AFRAID OF WHAT??

[kawaiite-mage]

most things that were used to kill or repel demons were just antibacterial or very healthy. bacteria can’t live for long on a silver surface. garlic is hella good for your immune system. holy water is water that you’re not allowed to shit in.

I don’t have a point I’m trying to make I just think it’s kinda cool where supernatural beliefs intersect with real science

[sirobvious]

Bacteria are demons

[sindri42]

The entire set of rules on which foods are kosher or not is basically a guide on how to eliminate food poisoning in a pre-industrial society.

[charlesoberonn]

Salt is a disinfectant too.

Considering ancient people attributed disease to demonic possession, it makes sense they’d correlate antibacterial methods with anti-demonic ones.

Our ancestors weren’t stupid (not any stupider than us, at least), they just lacked the knowledge we have today.